It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is
really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is
near the end of the day.
The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can
leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta
here. I'm smart and will
answer the question". The teacher asked, "Who said 'For Score and Seven Years
Ago'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The
teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD. Susie answered
first.
The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The
teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than
before. Mary answered first.
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher
said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD. Nancy answered
first.
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut".
The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?"
