THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

• 1-He went into his father's business

  2-He lived at home until he was 33 years old

  3-He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

• 1-He never got married

  2-He never held a steady job

  3-His last request was a drink

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

• 1-His first name was Jesus

  2-He was always in trouble with the law

  3-His mother did not know who his father was

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

• 1-He talked with his hands

  2-He had wine with every meal

  3-He worked in the building trades

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

• 1-He called everybody "brother"

  2-Ha had no permanent address

  3-Nobody would hire him

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

• 1-He never cut his hair

  2-He walked around barefoot

  3-He invented a new religion